[Post-a-Week] What Invention Do I Need Right Now?

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The question of the day is: What invention, as in something not yet invented (jetpack, teleportation ring, time machine) do you most need right now?

My answer: A bionic body that would work better and without pain than my current body does. I’d like to be able to exercise without pain so I could lose weight. I’d like to be able to go places with my grandchildren – without pain! I’d like to be able to go to the mall – without pain!

A bionic body would take care of the joint and back problems. Maybe it would also take care of the muscle problems.

That’s what I (and Himself) need – right NOW!!

[Daily post] Who annoys you more, Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga? – ewriggs@gmail.com

Actually, what REALLY bothers me is that so much is made of such minimal personalities. All Bieber has going for him is his youth and incipient talent – which needs MUCH improvement, practice and seasoning. All GaGa has going for her is shock value. I’m not impressed with her singing ability. As a cartoon from the 40′s said, “OK – she can’t act, she can’t dance, she can’t sing…” She isn’t even enjoyable for anyone over 16 or 17.

The whole celebrity bit bugs me. Just being a celebrity IS NOT a reason for the Walk of Fame, for multiple photo layouts, nor for big concerts costing an unbelievable $75 and up per seat. For KIDS to go to??? To see half-talented, and shock-talented TWERPS??

Yeah – ALL this annoys me.